i can't help myself.  since i was a kid, i've meddled with
the forces of nature and dreamt of discovering a wellspring
of power that flows forth from the forbidden knowledge i
sought from such sources as TV's "Mr. Wizard".  does this
make me evil?  i don't think so.

Chemical Trigger Nuclear Fusion Warhead
Laser Microphone - spy on everyone!
MP3 Headphones - Bluetooth is now Obsolete!
Reverse MHC/HLA Cytotoxin
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner (they totally stole my idea!)
Solar Pumped Solid State YAG Laser

and more coming soon!